I will make monkeys of these monkeys, it is their destiny.

Well, it's the day before my birthday and I'm very much looking forward to Sultana Bran and buttered potatoes. I'm not pleased about four things. One, my school is so feral, two, I have a stomach ache, three, I'm sort of sunburnt, four I look terrible with blonde hair, probably because I'm not Evanna Lynch even though I wish I was.
AAARGH so much awesomeness. Anyway I don't need to worry about gross blonde hair because mine is currently a mystery colour that shall be revealed on Monday.
I can't believe it's been a whole week since my last posttttt, why this time last week a guy with one leg was playing Banjo to me and Isabella on a street corner, srs. I don't actually have many interesting things to talk about actually. It was school photos today and mine were most likely hideous, x_____x! The lady actually said I was awkward. Tomorrow ought to be good as long as Dominic and/or Maggie show their horrible (JK NT RLY) faces at my Goddamn birthday party.
Uhh, this blog was pretty pointless because I have nothing to sayayayaya~
Goodnight.